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Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor

 

nanalew:

toldyouamilliontimes:

blogathan:

idea for classroom icebreaker: let wild squirrel loose

pretty sure Gilderoy Lockhart tried that with Cornish Pixies.

And the three kids left standing went on to defeat the Dark Lord. Successful bonding method? I think so.

(Source: 2000ish)

gentlemanbones:

zeldasboyfriend:

me flirting

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You can’t just whip out your cock at somebody man

oyveyzqueer: steve-spaghetti: renirabbit: pizzalecki: pkmnbreederbrianna: togamijail: chandra75: im-sherlocked-in-my-mindpalace: socially-awkward-supervillian: Fun fact: Cheetahs only attack prey that runs jesus that is good to know. Yup, that’s the point you just stay still and let it do whatever the fuck it wants that doesn’t involved you getting eaten.  REALLY FUN FACT for big cats cheetahs are fucking docile as shit my grandfather ran a cheetah sanctuary in south africa and he’d just lie with them and sleep among them and they’d rub against him and chirp at him they’re big fucking babies Another Fun Fact: Cheetahs are incredibly nervous animals. One of the (many) reason’s they’re going extinct is that cheetahs are so sensitive and nervous, some of them are literally too nervous to breed. Others will breed, but stress themselves out so much, they’ll lose their cubs. So zoos with breeding programs had to figure out how to make cheetahs comfortable enough to first of all, get laid and secondly - not spazz themselves into miscarrying.So what’d they do? They gave the cheetah’s their very own Service Dogs!The dogs make them feel safe, protected and secure! AJHHHHFDDGHH SO PRECIOUS this post just got so much better THIS IS OFFICIALLY MY FAVOURITE POST can i be a service human for a nervous cheetah

oyveyzqueer:

steve-spaghetti:

renirabbit:

pizzalecki:

pkmnbreederbrianna:

togamijail:

chandra75:

im-sherlocked-in-my-mindpalace:

socially-awkward-supervillian:

Fun fact: Cheetahs only attack prey that runs

jesus that is good to know.

Yup, that’s the point you just stay still and let it do whatever the fuck it wants that doesn’t involved you getting eaten. 

REALLY FUN FACT for big cats cheetahs are fucking docile as shit

my grandfather ran a cheetah sanctuary in south africa and he’d just lie with them and sleep among them and they’d rub against him and chirp at him they’re big fucking babies

Another Fun Fact: Cheetahs are incredibly nervous animals. One of the (many) reason’s they’re going extinct is that cheetahs are so sensitive and nervous, some of them are literally too nervous to breed. Others will breed, but stress themselves out so much, they’ll lose their cubs.

So zoos with breeding programs had to figure out how to make cheetahs comfortable enough to first of all, get laid and secondly - not spazz themselves into miscarrying.

So what’d they do?
They gave the cheetah’s their very own Service Dogs!


The dogs make them feel safe, protected and secure!

AJHHHHFDDGHH SO PRECIOUS

this post just got so much better

THIS IS OFFICIALLY MY FAVOURITE POST

can i be a service human for a nervous cheetah

fairgroundsoldier:

jhaeserrano:

weezly:

wwiao:

my friend was walking down the street playing on her nintendo 3ds and it alerted her that there was another nintendo 3ds being played really close to her and she looked around and there was this guy walking down the other side of the street playing his 3ds and she ended up walking over and saying hi AND THAT IS HOW SHE MET HER CURRENT BOYFRIEND OF 5 MONTHS

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#there should be a commercial of this it would be so cute

omfg yes

(Source: quentintarantinos)

lacigreen:

:3

(Source: dyslexicdan)

qgirlthesalacious:

interwar:

do you ever just look at children of couples in films or television shows and go

no

you are genetically impossible

that is not a dominant allele

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we are too damn smart